CURSING THOSE DAMN BED BUGS!

These nasty bed bugs have tortured me to the edge! I've experimented every solution in the book, but these little bloodsuckers just refuse to go away. My sleep is ruined, my skin is covered in welts, and I'm starting to feel as if I'm losing my grip. I've even seriously contemplated abandoning the place! This is a nightmare, and I just want peace.